Spam

I hate spam. Both the canned meat and the spam e-mails. We also get a LOT of spam comments on this, our blog. I usually ignore them, but lately I’ve been getting these spam comments that are ‘jokes’. Here are a bunch of them:

• A joke for you! What do you call a knife that cuts 4 loaves of bread at a time? A four-loaf cleaver.
• Good joke 🙂 What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
• A joke for you peoples! How do you circumcise a whale? Send down fore-skin divers.
• I have a nice fresh joke for you people) What did the Scotsman do when he couldn’t find a pair of pants? He kilt himself.
• Nice joke! Why do elephants trumpet? They don’t know how to play the violin.
• I have a fresh joke for you)   What geometric figure represents a lost parrot? A polygon.
• Good joke  🙂    What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates? Well done.
• I have a nice joke for you)   Where do young dogs sleep when they camp out? In pup tents.
• Fresh joke!   Which side of a dog has the most hair? The out side.
• Wanna very nice joke?))   What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school? A pet degree.
• A joke for you!   How do you revive a drowning rodent? Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
• Fresh joke!   What farm animal is a cannibal? A Cow, it eats it’s fodder!
• I have read a good joke in internet  😉    Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They’re trying to get away from the noise.
• I have a nice joke for you)   Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station!
• A joke for you!   What’s the saddest part of the day? Mourning.
• Nice joke!   What do you get when a cat walks along a beach? Sandy Claws!!
• Good joke  🙂    Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he’s back!
• I have a joke for you =)   What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.
• I have a nice joke for you)   What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.

Ok that’s not even all of them, but at least they’re not dirty jokes right? 😉